Jeans, Shaggy Hair & Aviators
Why I like being a lesbian.

katjalovee:

imsuchafagg0t:

  • Girls are so fucking sexy.
  • You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
  • If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
  • Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
  • When they bite their lip…
  • You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
  • A girl’s skin is always so soft.
  • Again, boobs.
  • And also, vaginas.
  • And just generally, girls are yummy.

Yes.

sums it all up really

lesbian relationships

lezbeginshallwe:

lezbeginshallwe:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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thought I’d bring it back since it keeps getting so much love

jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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I speak English.
So you understand what “asshole” means.

1000bacons:

Sauteed mushroom with parmigiano stuffed chicken wrapped in beef bacon

1000bacons:

Sauteed mushroom with parmigiano stuffed chicken wrapped in beef bacon

Marshall: You eat the bacon. Ted: You know I can’t. I’m allergic. Marshall: Ted… Ted: I’ve been trying to tell you this for years. Marshall: Your bacon allergy is a lie your mother made up so you’d eat healthy as a kid. Ted: No, I’m just allergic to a lot of stuff. Bacon, doughnuts, Halloween candy. Not saying thank you.

Oh, my God! That bitch lied to me! Okay, I’ll-I’ll do it.

in-my-mouth:

Grilled Skirt Steak with Mushrooms, Blue Cheese and Bacon
gastrogoodies:

Bacon Cheeseburger with Peanut Butter Sriracha Ketchup

gastrogoodies:

Bacon Cheeseburger with Peanut Butter Sriracha Ketchup

heyfunniest:

oh shtttt

imgfave:

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ruinedchildhood:

How Toy Story 3 should have ended. [Video]